Posted by: Daily Planet | December 9, 2007

Sugar Daddy promises more snow

Sugar Daddy, the man who claims to “influence” the weather, has promised more snow. He writes to the Planet regularly, and for awhile was going to withhold the gnar until Lift 9 opened. But now he’s promised not to be miserly. Here’re his emails:

Dec 18 thru Dec 24 – mark it.

SD

I’ve promised 3 – I’ve delivered 3. Tell O’Reilly to open 9. The Sugar Daddy can give and the Sugar Daddy can take away. Consider Dec 18 – 24 on hold, until further notice.

SD

A bit more sober today. I decided it’s totally unfair to ruin everyone’s holidays, so Dec 18 – 24 is back on.  … That’s just wrong, and no way to make an impression on the good people of Telluride. So here’s what I’m gonna do. I was cooking up a big one for the weekend of the National Championship (Jan 4 – 7), but I’m letting it go. It was halfway done, but now it’s in the hands of the Snow Gods.

SD
Thanks Sugar Daddy, whoever you are.


Responses

  1. Can I respond to myself? Why not?

    Dec 18 – 24 = 13″ = Four for four and counting.

    Jan 4 – 7 – Riley, had you opened nine on time, this woulda been a gimme. But, sighhh, you saved it for yourself, so I’m leaving this one up to the snow Gods.

    But good news, boys and girls. Jan 22 – 27 is a lock. Pow, pow and more pow.

    SD

  2. I did not promise snow


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